THINGS YOU'VE WANTED TO ASK!!!!

[Uncle Gordo]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified
>  object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just
>  outside Roswell, New Mexico. This well-known incident many believe has
>  long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
>
>  However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine
>  months after that historic UFO reached earth, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
>  Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean;
>  Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer
>were born.
>
>  This should clear up a lot of things...

[springerpete]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified
>  object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just
>  outside Roswell, New Mexico. This well-known incident many believe has
>  long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
>
>  However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine
>  months after that historic UFO reached earth, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
>  Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean;
>  Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer
>were born.
>
>  This should clear up a lot of things...

That would be funny stuff right there! I don't care who you are.