A GOOD WOMAN IS HARD TO FIND!!

[Uncle Gordo]

Two guys from Benson County are quietly sitting in a boat at Devils Lake , North Dakota fishing and sucking down beer when suddenly Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."  Earl sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.....