BLIND MAN AND THE BLONDE STORY

[Uncle Gordo]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you Wanna
hear a dumb blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that
you are blind, that you should know five things...

1. The bartender is a blonde woman.

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

3. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

4. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

5. I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a
black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it
seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and
says: "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."